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Context

2010-07-13T08:19:00.000-07:00

I'll eat anything, except...

2009-11-19T07:05:00.001-08:00

Halloween Slut Bingo

2009-10-31T08:02:00.000-07:00

Happy Halloween all. Here for your deviant pleasure are your official Slutty Halloween Bingo cards. Yes, you heard us. Slutty Halloween Bingo Cards.

Tonight, as you head out into the night, carry them along. Every time you spot a costume on the card, mark it with an X. As soon as you have recorded five in a row - bingo!

Simple, yes? PC, perhaps not. But what better excuse to walk up hotties in the street and take a camera phone picture which you can post on our Facebook page, Halloween Slut Bingo.

To download your playing cards, go to www.weaponofmassconsumption.com/slutbingo.pdf

Have fun, try not to get arrested or slapped in the face. But mostly just have fun. And pass it on.

Brains,
Jack & T.

P.S.
Above are couple examples of the cards.

Mini Awesomeness

2009-10-28T11:47:00.000-07:00

The Olive Garden

2009-10-28T07:20:00.001-07:00

Water Sports

2009-10-15T10:32:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of The Bastard.

Social Security

2009-10-15T10:29:00.001-07:00

Ew

2009-09-11T12:06:00.000-07:00

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

Snoop D-O-double-G doing what he does best

2009-08-25T11:50:00.000-07:00

The monkeys, then no "do it"... the monkeys, they make-a love!

2009-08-10T17:55:00.001-07:00

The Biggest Loser: Infant Edition

2009-08-06T10:57:00.000-07:00

Good job Alex

2009-07-27T11:25:00.001-07:00

Mellow Mushroom Player

2009-07-27T09:34:00.001-07:00

Nasty Ass: Internet Ad

2009-07-19T15:41:00.001-07:00

Icy Hot

2009-07-01T07:32:00.001-07:00

Count it

2009-05-20T18:17:00.001-07:00

Texas Ranger

2009-05-14T06:39:00.001-07:00

Slap it Good

2009-04-30T13:58:00.001-07:00

Hat Trick

2009-04-29T14:40:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of JENTIN

KLoWnS

2009-04-22T12:39:00.000-07:00

Aphex Revisited

2009-04-21T19:52:00.001-07:00

Disney Magic

2009-04-09T14:10:00.001-07:00

Watch Disney Templates and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

The Chosen One

2009-04-07T09:49:00.001-07:00

Math Blaster

2009-04-07T07:37:00.000-07:00

They Pinch

2009-04-03T15:14:00.001-07:00

Bounce to this

2009-04-03T10:51:00.000-07:00

FHAD

2009-04-01T08:07:00.001-07:00

Anna is here for your appreciation. Do not let her down.

The Douchebag at the Barnes & Noble Café in Park Slope

2009-04-01T08:01:00.000-07:00

The Happiest Place on Earth

2009-04-01T07:28:00.000-07:00

"So lemme get this straight......you're gonna butter my corn
AND grease my palm, where do I sign up."

Shanghai spermbanks: Putting hookers out of work and money in your pocket.

Watch out world, China just revolutionized the glue stick industry.
Don't be surprised if one of these franchises pops up next to your local Waffle House.

Word,
KidHoliday

Bombs over Bombay

2009-03-16T13:10:00.001-07:00

Breakfast in Heaven

2009-03-10T11:17:00.000-07:00

Chris Breezy

2009-03-05T13:24:00.000-08:00

moar funny pictures

Brooklyn

2009-03-05T09:07:00.001-08:00

This is...

2009-03-04T07:16:00.000-08:00

There's 2 "O"s in Goose, Bitch.

2009-02-19T12:54:00.001-08:00

FHAD Makeup

2009-02-05T09:17:00.000-08:00

Sorry for slacking. To makeup for it, here is a Fine Ho Smorgasbord. Chow down...

Wake him when it's over.

2009-01-23T13:48:00.001-08:00

What would happen if you fucked with Joe Biden?

2009-01-21T12:27:00.000-08:00

Happy FHAD!

2009-01-21T11:15:00.000-08:00

The Deputy in Black

2009-01-14T11:31:00.001-08:00

Go Fine Ho! It's ya FHAD!

2009-01-14T08:06:00.000-08:00

Percentages

2009-01-13T14:32:00.001-08:00

Mermen

2009-01-06T10:19:00.000-08:00

Happy FHAD - Xmas Eve Edition

2008-12-24T14:37:00.001-08:00

I don't know why it's appropriate for Christmas, it's about time we paid tribute to Heidi, dammit.

Look for it at around :40...

2008-12-18T10:02:00.001-08:00

By way of Big Daddy Deegs

Happy FHAD!

2008-12-17T07:42:00.000-08:00

Jizz In My Pants

2008-12-15T14:29:00.001-08:00

Madonna's Mustachioed Daughter

2008-12-15T13:37:00.001-08:00

I guess Mama's too busy with her divorce to shave the 'stache, but damn, girl... aren't you old enough to trim the unibrow???

Mayu punches Cripsy in the face - Hot Waitress Edition

2008-12-12T08:02:00.000-08:00

The Question:

Hellu Mayu,

I have a question.

As a handsome, intelligent and charming 30 year old heterosexual male in Brooklyn, New York, I often cross paths with many beautiful women. Lately, there has been one woman in particular that has caught my eye.

She is a waitress working the late shift at the corner diner near my apartment. Every day I walk by and gaze at her beautiful, black hair and supple body, wishing there were some way to meet her without creeping her out entirely.

Should I bring her a rose? Should I carve her name into my forearm?
Help me, Mayu-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope to rock this young lady's world.

-Christophe P. Browne III

The Punch in the face:

Crispy,

Thanks for the FIRST real question!

Before I continue to answer your question, I urge you to play the song above, as it will make my words that much more poignant.

A rose from a stranger can be either very charming and sweet OR very creepy. It all depends on what kind of girl she is. Many woman would take it as a compliment. However, if she has a boyfriend AND notices you checking her out ALL the time, she may totally get creeped out. You don't want to seem like a stalker.

Honestly, the best way to approach this woman is by striking up a normal conversation with her. Don't wait for her to get off of work because that will TOTALLY scare her off. Instead, go in on a night she is working and sit at a table she is serving. Start off with simple questions focusing on the menu. Such as, "What would you recommend?" or "What are some of the popular dishes?"

As she begins explaining the menu items, you should get a good feel of her openness. If she is single and finds you attractive, she will probably be VERY engaged (smiling & being talkative). If she is strictly focused on business and cutting the explanation as short as she can, she might not be interested OR she might hate her job. Either way, if your are unsure, continue to talk to her when she comes by your table for refills, condiments, etc.

Don't be too aggressive the first time. If the first interaction goes well, go back again BUT not too soon (not the next day). As you frequent her restaurant and engage in more conversation, you will create a friendship without being obvious. You can then find out if she is single and get to a point where you can ask her on a date.

Hope this helps. Let me know how it goes! Good luck!

STOP TORMENTING ME, DOG!!!

2008-12-11T15:03:00.000-08:00

Ultra Weird Dog

See more like this on kontraband.com

New Feature - Mayu Punches You in the Face

2008-12-11T11:33:00.000-08:00

Do you feel like life is a series of donkey-kicks?
Do relationships turn your colon to goo?
Suffer no more!

Los Blogadores presents you with a new and exciting feature:
"MAYU PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE"
Mayu, our resident girl down the hall / only Asian in South Florida, is offering to help you with all of life's little troubles.

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!
Haven't had a girlfriend since the 3rd grade?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!
Career in waste management not working out?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!
Need a good excuse to skip Shabbat dinner?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!

Basically it's an advice column. Any problem you have,
she will at the very least pretend to have an answer for.

So don't hesitate!
Send in your questions & problems and get closure NOW!

Click COMMENT below and submit your question,
then sit back and let the magic happen.

Holiest of Holies

2008-12-11T09:08:00.000-08:00

from Foodproof, by way of Bastard.

FHAD: Now with extra titties!

2008-12-10T14:38:00.000-08:00

Get yo' appreciation on.

Pequeno Viking

2008-12-09T12:53:00.000-08:00

by way of DinoBBQ

Fricky Chickies

2008-12-09T10:45:00.001-08:00

marriedtothesea.com

BAH! BAH! BAH!

2008-12-08T09:06:00.000-08:00

Once again, Young Weezy provides the goodness.

I don't think I'm alone here when I say...

2008-12-05T14:36:00.001-08:00

Lisa Kudrow – it's enough, already.

Annoying iPhone Auto Correction of the Day - 5 December 2008

2008-12-05T08:48:00.000-08:00

Today's Annoying iPhone Auto Correction is...

"Pimp" >>> "Pump"

Now, pimp's a legitimate word. It's been a legitimate word since the 1600s and it's been an illegitimate profession for much longer.

Yet when I tried to text my friend to tell him how to "pimp out" his new MacBook, Mr. Steve Jobs thought that I should show him how to "pump" it out instead. Now, Mr. Steve Jobs has a vested interest in pimped out MacBooks. I don't know what he could possibly get from pumped out MacBooks.

Unless...

MacBook Pump?

Macworld 2009. You heard it here first, y'all.

Happy FHAD!

2008-12-03T13:30:00.000-08:00

Fine Ho-meo, Fine Ho-meo... wherefore art thou, Fine Ho-meo?

Synaesthesia

2008-12-02T12:51:00.000-08:00

toothpastefordinner.com

Harvest FHAD ~ Eat That Turkey ~

2008-11-26T18:28:00.000-08:00

click picture to big-ass it

Thank God!

2008-11-24T08:31:00.001-08:00

At long last! Absolution for... for...
For what, exactly?

The Bargaining Table

2008-11-21T14:32:00.000-08:00

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman
from the Peanut Nose

Deathmatch

2008-11-19T14:24:00.001-08:00

F to the izz-H, A to the izz-D

2008-11-19T11:16:00.001-08:00

Now, behind every fine ho is a fine ass, but behind that fine ass, we often find a story... this one is a story of prejudice, of corruption, and of a woman who had the guts to say she was a Muslim just to get out of a prison sentence.

Michelle Leslie, you's a fine ho indeed.

Kitty Crack Corn

2008-11-19T08:36:00.000-08:00

By way of Generalisimo Guillermo Custér

Dat Old School Shit

2008-11-18T12:50:00.001-08:00

Download Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com

It's Complicated

2008-11-15T07:40:00.001-08:00

The Puppies

2008-11-15T06:13:00.000-08:00

Hair fail

2008-11-14T12:10:00.001-08:00

see more pwn and owned pictures

By way of Necky Jones el Dominicano

Shocker Bush? Hell, I don't even know her bush.

2008-11-13T13:17:00.001-08:00

Click to visit original article

The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the "shock". Because of its explicit sexual connotation, the shocker is sometimes considered vulgar. Occasionally, the thumb may be positioned so that it may stimulate the clitoris. Mnemonic rhymes are used in order to remember its meaning, including "two in the pink, one in the stink."

That's our Dubya!
Click to visit image at White House photo library

From General Custer.

Señor Esteban

2008-11-13T08:18:00.001-08:00

Do not watch before bedtime!

2008-11-13T07:55:00.000-08:00

Unless you want this song stuck in your head as you try to fall asleep:

Thanks, Jen P.

Thank Gahd for FHAD!

2008-11-12T10:30:00.001-08:00

Nut Biters

2008-11-11T15:06:00.001-08:00

How to Break Up

2008-11-10T17:39:00.000-08:00

Caption Contest!

2008-11-10T11:41:00.000-08:00

Give Duckbaby his propers

2008-11-10T10:37:00.001-08:00

Mr. President gives a shout out to the real mastermind behind his victory.

Could a cabinet position be in the future?

The Booty Doctrine: Public Address 1

2008-11-10T09:56:00.000-08:00

In honor of B-Rock's first speech as President Elect,
we threw together this little diddy. WEST WING!

Hot Shit: brokeMC - Seeing Things

2008-11-09T07:39:00.001-08:00

Why Men don't Talk to Women

2008-11-09T05:57:00.000-08:00

via your Grandmother

Who's Gonna Save My Soul?

2008-11-08T17:46:00.000-08:00

prOn

2008-11-07T14:40:00.000-08:00

Nailin' Palin

2008-11-06T11:27:00.000-08:00

An Historic FHAD

2008-11-05T13:06:00.000-08:00

Obama's Grandmama. Ain't she a beauty?

No, but seriously...

Gat DAMN!

#44

2008-11-05T08:24:00.000-08:00

link to original, click to see big
courtesy of LeJayJay

M'Obama Megamix

2008-11-05T08:07:00.001-08:00

SeeqPod - Playable Search

On this historic day...

2008-11-04T15:22:00.001-08:00

AIR FORCE ONE - OBAMAS

2008-11-04T15:09:00.000-08:00

Shhhhhh shhhhhh

2008-11-03T15:56:00.001-08:00

Coat rack

2008-11-03T07:42:00.000-08:00

The WAYNE Doctrine

2008-11-02T18:01:00.000-08:00

Happy FHAD!

2008-10-29T12:05:00.001-07:00

Beer Review: Tröegenator!!!

2008-10-28T10:47:00.000-07:00

BEER: Tröegenator Doublebock

BOUGHT: At that "Village Market" bodega on 7th Ave and 11th St where the old Italian man and the young Asian girl hang out together behind the counter for hours and hours and hours but haven't figured out how to communicate when one needs to ask the other how much an item costs.

TASTE: Shit is delicious.

COLOR: Beer-colored.

ALCOHOL: Yes, plenty. 8.2% by volume... AND IT AIN'T BELGIAN!

PROS

Muhfuckin' Thor or some equally bad ass Viking on the package
8.2% alcohol by volume
It ain't Belgian
Looks nice next to a plastic ramekin of soy sauce and a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Umlaut over the 'o'

CONS

I only have three left
Not yet the title of a Scorpions song

Get it. Because it's beer, because it's good, and because Crispy Browne said so.

TRUE

2008-10-24T21:19:00.001-07:00

Palin Panties

2008-10-24T15:49:00.000-07:00

It's not everyday that a person designs a pair of panties. Today is one of those days.
In celebration of this 2008 Presidential Election, I bring you the Semi-official-anti Sarah Palin Panty. If you love this country as much as I do, and you love panties as much as I do, then this is the pair for you. So get a pair for you, your wives, daughters, mistresses, neighbors, and inflatables. Anything else on Election Day would be considered Un-American. On sale today for only $8.99.

Roll Up For The Crispery Tour - 23 October 2008

2008-10-23T07:34:00.000-07:00

SeeqPod - Playable Search

Happy FHAD!

2008-10-22T09:20:00.000-07:00

APPRECIATE!

Investments

2008-10-22T09:09:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of that crazy Dominican Necky Jones:
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5 left.

BUT, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 in cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

Propaganda

2008-10-21T12:38:00.001-07:00

click image for high res