I don't know why it's appropriate for Christmas, it's about time we paid tribute to Heidi, dammit.
How Pixar almost lost Toy Story 2
2 weeks ago
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Happy FHAD - Xmas Eve Edition
I don't know why it's appropriate for Christmas, it's about time we paid tribute to Heidi, dammit.Thursday, December 18, 2008
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Monday, December 15, 2008
Madonna's Mustachioed Daughter
I guess Mama's too busy with her divorce to shave the 'stache, but damn, girl... aren't you old enough to trim the unibrow???Friday, December 12, 2008
Mayu punches Cripsy in the face - Hot Waitress Edition
The Question:
Hellu Mayu,
I have a question.
As a handsome, intelligent and charming 30 year old heterosexual male in Brooklyn, New York, I often cross paths with many beautiful women. Lately, there has been one woman in particular that has caught my eye.
She is a waitress working the late shift at the corner diner near my apartment. Every day I walk by and gaze at her beautiful, black hair and supple body, wishing there were some way to meet her without creeping her out entirely.
Should I bring her a rose? Should I carve her name into my forearm?
Help me, Mayu-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope to rock this young lady's world.
-Christophe P. Browne III
The Punch in the face:
Crispy,
Thanks for the FIRST real question!
Before I continue to answer your question, I urge you to play the song above, as it will make my words that much more poignant.
A rose from a stranger can be either very charming and sweet OR very creepy. It all depends on what kind of girl she is. Many woman would take it as a compliment. However, if she has a boyfriend AND notices you checking her out ALL the time, she may totally get creeped out. You don't want to seem like a stalker.
Honestly, the best way to approach this woman is by striking up a normal conversation with her. Don't wait for her to get off of work because that will TOTALLY scare her off. Instead, go in on a night she is working and sit at a table she is serving. Start off with simple questions focusing on the menu. Such as, "What would you recommend?" or "What are some of the popular dishes?"
As she begins explaining the menu items, you should get a good feel of her openness. If she is single and finds you attractive, she will probably be VERY engaged (smiling & being talkative). If she is strictly focused on business and cutting the explanation as short as she can, she might not be interested OR she might hate her job. Either way, if your are unsure, continue to talk to her when she comes by your table for refills, condiments, etc.
Don't be too aggressive the first time. If the first interaction goes well, go back again BUT not too soon (not the next day). As you frequent her restaurant and engage in more conversation, you will create a friendship without being obvious. You can then find out if she is single and get to a point where you can ask her on a date.
Hope this helps. Let me know how it goes! Good luck!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
New Feature - Mayu Punches You in the Face
Do you feel like life is a series of donkey-kicks?
Do relationships turn your colon to goo?
Suffer no more!
Los Blogadores presents you with a new and exciting feature:
"MAYU PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE"
Mayu, our resident girl down the hall / only Asian in South Florida, is offering to help you with all of life's little troubles.
Do you cry yourself to sleep at night?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!
Haven't had a girlfriend since the 3rd grade?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!
Career in waste management not working out?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!
Need a good excuse to skip Shabbat dinner?
Have Mayu Punch you in the face!
Basically it's an advice column. Any problem you have,
she will at the very least pretend to have an answer for.
So don't hesitate!
Send in your questions & problems and get closure NOW!
Click COMMENT below and submit your question,
then sit back and let the magic happen.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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Friday, December 5, 2008
Annoying iPhone Auto Correction of the Day - 5 December 2008
Today's Annoying iPhone Auto Correction is...
"Pimp" >>> "Pump"
Now, pimp's a legitimate word. It's been a legitimate word since the 1600s and it's been an illegitimate profession for much longer.
Yet when I tried to text my friend to tell him how to "pimp out" his new MacBook, Mr. Steve Jobs thought that I should show him how to "pump" it out instead. Now, Mr. Steve Jobs has a vested interest in pimped out MacBooks. I don't know what he could possibly get from pumped out MacBooks.
Unless...
MacBook Pump?Macworld 2009. You heard it here first, y'all.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
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